Today was my mom’s birthday. I had planned to find a funny birthday song online and call her and play it when she answered, but I didn’t have much luck. Just about the only thing I could find was this goofy song that was in a zillion different YouTube videos. It was funny, but not quite what I had in mind. So I decided to just call and rag on her about her age.

Too bad she doesn’t have email. I could have sent her a hilarious ecard with an old man pole dancing. Maybe could have even included some wrinkle cream reviews for a finishing touch. Actually, she would have appreciated that, because she does her best to turn back the clock. I think she has one certain one that she uses and that’s it, though.

I didn’t get around to sending her a card. I had planned to print her one on the computer and send it to save money, but with all that’s been going on I just never got around to it. At least I did remember to call.